POWER LEVEL
20,203
Tech Points
4/9
Forms
N/A
Zeni
12,070
UNSORTED
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Jul 3, 2022 17:23:58 GMT -5
Post by Didgeri on Jul 3, 2022 17:23:58 GMT -5
DidgeridooPL: 3,809 West City, Mid-Afternoon WC: 751 | TWC: 751 Tabu Jorey As it turned out, people had a lot of unwanted valuables sitting around collecting dust. Yet, when questioned about when they're going to get rid of it, they claim some sort of 'emotional attachment' or 'they never know when they might need it.' What good is that? As such, Didgeridoo hatched an ingenious plan. When it came to schemes, Didgeridoo was pretty hit or miss. He'd never been the most intelligent person or the most cunning, but if it came to getting something he wanted, then Didgeri's schemes were foolproof. This was one of those schemes. To start, he posted flyers in any shady areas he could think of in search of bodyguards to hire. He wasn't asking for much, just one person to help rough up anybody who tried to steal from his haul while his event was underway. Their reward would be 'well worth it,' as they'd earn 50% of the monetary profits from the event. On light poles in much more upbeat places, where wealthy and upstanding citizens frequented, Didgeridoo advertised his event itself. The event in question, which he referred to as 'The Bizarre Blessings Boondog,' was the meat and potatoes of Didgeridoo's scheme. He claimed to be a descendant of one of Namek's ancient gods who was capable of bestowing a timeless blessing on whoever he saw fit. These blessings were said to bring good luck, prosperity, and clear skin - a favorite among more humans, for some reason. It was a quick, harmless process, and all Didgeri asked in return was some kind of offering he could give to his ancestors later on. Money was great, but he was really looking for rare items and knickknacks. Things stuffed away in storage boxes or waiting for a special day that, realistically, was never going to come. The more niche, the better. NOTE: ABSOLUTELY NO REFUNDS!! It was foolproof. Literally. Only a fool could believe that he was a descendant of some kind of benevolent Namekian god, but those were the people Didgeri hoped would show up. Preying on ignorance was a great way to improve his collection, and with a big scary bodyguard from some unsavory place at his side, nobody would possibly challenge his claims. He event went out of his way to get permission from city hall to host the event, under the guise of a 'non-profit charity gathering.' The set-up was perfect. After waiting a few days, Didgeridoo organized for his event to take place in the busiest park in West City. He set up big signs and even dressed up in his best 'Namekian garb' - an indigo gi with a big white cape and turban - to attract as many people as he could. At his booth, he'd pitched a large tent where he could perform the blessings, then set out a two bins for collections. One bin was small and enclosed, with a small slit in the top of the lid to allow for cash donations. The other bin was significantly larger and lined with a cloth tarp, to help with towing everything back to his humble abode when everything was all said and done. Just like that, the Bizzare Blessings Boondog event was underway. Humans simply had to walk up, pay their donation, receive their blessing, and leave. When he had nobody in line, Didgeridoo tried his best to coerce anybody who walked by to receive a blessing, "It's really not bad at all! Just submit your offering in one, or both, bins, enter the tent, I place my hand on your forehead, I chant 'Uoy knaht' - which is an ancient Namekian phrase - and then we're done. Very fast and absolutely painless. Then, next thing you know, you're winning the lottery, getting a promotion at work, and getting asked to do skin care commercials! It's really that easy!"So far, there were only two small issues that the Namekian had encountered. Naturally, there were people who were skeptical of his validity. Instead of entertaining their questions or allowing them to deter any could-be customers, Didgeri just shoo'ed them away and laughed them off. The other issue was his lack of a bodyguard. Nobody had responded to his inquiries that he'd dropped off, but he figured the risk of having to deal with a thief was quite low. If push came to shove, he was more than capable of fending off a thug or two on his own. There was only one thing that could ruin this for him now: an educated person.
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I've made a terrible mistake.
POWER LEVEL
111,973
Tech Points
25/26
Forms
Oozaru [x10]
Zeni
47,380
UNSORTED
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Jul 4, 2022 13:53:40 GMT -5
Post by Jorey on Jul 4, 2022 13:53:40 GMT -5
JoreyPL: 28,485 (Current at 7,121)Super Heavy Weights in useCurrent Location: West CityCurrent Timeframe: Yes A lone Saiyan sat by a campfire in Yunzabit Heights. His face was emotionless as he stared into the fire, processing the events that happened recently. That's all he really could do in the meantime. Without a full moon, without anyone to spar with much, Jorey found himself in a bit of a slump. He remembered Plasma mentioning something before about super heavy weights to use in training. He was very interested in this, as the Saiyan wanted to get stronger, so he went out and got some. Don't worry, he used his actual money he had on reserve. He didn't steal this time around. However, ever since he put them on, he didn't really feel any noticeable changes to himself. He felt he was getting more and more used to it, of course. That was definitely progress, but nothing too crazy. However, Jorey wasn't comfortable with the fact that he couldn't use his full power because he had the weights on. Concentrating on keeping your speed the same as before with something heavy weighing you down is certainly a chore. Was it worth it? Jorey would find out soon enough. Eventually, as he sat by the campfire, the Saiyan felt he should start working on sensing Ki. "Plasma said he was able to sense Ki and use it. I shouldn't be wasting time just thinking about stuff. This is a great time to continue training."
That’s what Jorey intended to do. He prostrated himself just like the last time he attempted to train, concentrated on targeting Ki and sensing it, and stayed there for a bit. He was hoping he'd be able to get a read finally, to finally learn the trick. However, he instead heard footsteps some distance behind him, and turned to figure out what it was. There was a very familiar face he hadn't seen in a while: Dyve. The Saiyan groaned, a little annoyed that his training was interrupted. "You know, I wish I could say that I sensed you coming, but we all know that'd be a lie."
Dyve smirked and chuckled a bit, scouter on her left eye, and some document in her hand. "You think I'd believe you, anyway? So, this is where you've been, huh?"
There was a slight pause between them, as Jorey stood up and looked at her. Her smirk was erased quickly. She could see some distant, lingering pain inside Jorey, something that didn't exist when she first met him and became his contractor. She didn't like it, and there was some concern she felt as a result. Her tone became serious when she broke the silence. "So, lemme guess, you were one of those Saiyans that took out Orange City?"
Jorey spread out his arms, as if he was introducing himself for the first time in a boastful manner. His face was anything but boastful, though. "In the flesh, baby." "I can't see why a mercenary like you would even try to do something to stick out like that." "I didn't want to. I was tricked. Some other Saiyan there got me to look at the moon, and I have no control over that ape inside me as of right now." "You're letting your guard down as a merc, Jorey." "I don't wanna hear that from you."
Dyve approached Jorey and put her hand on his shoulder, though he was a little taller than her, so it was a little bit of an awkward hand placement. Still, she tried to show some concern and comfort, despite the fact that none of them had any fondness of each other. "It took me a while to find you. These scouters have a limited range, you know." "Yeah, I know. Won't be needing any of those, anymore." "What? Why, you quitting the mercenary business? Not doing any fighting anymore?" "Hell no, the fuck's wrong with you? I'll just find a better way to sense Ki than using those faulty things." "And what are you gonna do about communicating, huh?"
Jorey paused for a bit. He didn't think this through that much. What would he do about communicating with people he needed to communicate with? There wasn't much he could do, right? He shrugged that off and looked down at Dyve again. "You know where to find me. I'm not planning on moving, anyway. Not til I'm done with my training." "And, what kinda training is that, anyway?" "None of your concern. Stop asking me questions. How 'bout you get to the point of why you're here?"
Dyve brandished a flyer in front of Jorey's face, annoying him a bit more than he already was. He snatched it away from her and examined it a bit. "So, you gonna explain this, or do I have to figure it out on my own?" "It's a flyer about a Namekian blessing gig of some sort. It might be worth looking into and winning a quick buck." "Says here that this Namekian communicates with 'ancient Namekian gods.' What's this guy's name?" "Didgeridoo. Says it on the paper if you knew how to read." "You think any of this shit's legit?" "I dunno. You think you might be a descendant of an ancient Super Saiyan God?" "Ha! The hell if I know."
They both stared at each other for a bit, as if communicating telepathically. Jorey knew what Dyve was thinking, and vice versa. Jorey just had to think about if this is what he wanted to actually do. Jorey sighed and handed Dyve the flyer again. "Fuck it, let's do this. I'll take it." "Great. Meet me at this address once you're done with the job and we can divide the earnings."
She handed the Saiyan another piece of paper, much smaller, with an address on it. Jorey could only think about how difficult it's gonna be to find her when he doesn't have a scouter, and he'd have to ask around for directions. He moaned and took it, putting it into his training suit, under his weighted gear. He grabbed his cloak, threw it over him to cover his tail and body, and started walking. "Wait, how'd you even get here?"
Dyve looked at Jorey, a little confused about the question. "I flew?" "You know how to fly, and you didn't tell me!?" "No, dumbass, I have a plane."
Jorey found himself in West City, at the spot Dyve had told him about. It took some time to find it, and some asking around. Luckily, he didn't rouse any suspicion from locals with his black cloak. With that on and him asking them about "The Bizarre Blessings Boondog," they figured he was going there for a blessing, and thought that his getup was either a way for him to disguise himself from others who might know him walking there and trying to receive a sketchy blessing, or just someone really into it. He finally showed up to the place and saw a Namekian nearby a tent, wearing a turban and cape, asking people to come into his tent. It seemed like the Namekian was being pretty pushy about his business. It was more like he was encouraging them to come in, wanting them to come in, not letting them come in on their free will. Interesting. Jorey cared less about what would happen with his business, just that he would get paid. The Saiyan, concealing his tail and body still, approached the Namekian and took off his hood. "Didgeridoo?"
He would stop pretty close to the Namekian, but nowhere close to be too awkwardly close to him. Jorey looked around just a little bit to see if anyone was close to him, and continued. "Heard you needed a bodyguard. I'm here to fill that position."
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POWER LEVEL
354,508
Tech Points
28/75
Forms
Epic Majin [x34]
Zeni
23,106
Majin
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Jul 24, 2022 14:09:37 GMT -5
Post by Majin Liari on Jul 24, 2022 14:09:37 GMT -5
Digerido PL Gains: 960 Zeni Gains: 810
Jorey PL gains: 1516 Zeni gains: 735 Tp Gains: 1
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