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Jul 4, 2022 18:14:53 GMT -5
Post by Didgeri on Jul 4, 2022 18:14:53 GMT -5
DidgeridooPL: 3,809 South City / Dusk WC: 640 | TWC: 640 Quash "One man's trash is another man's treasure," Someone said it to Didgeridoo and it changed his entire perspective on life. It perfectly explained everything about his collecting habits, as he was able to see the good in anything, even things people would often dismiss as rubbish. He may not have been the best person to tell that to, though, because it gave him a crazy idea. Dumpster diving. Idioms were not Didgeri's forte. He also didn't know what qualified as a dumpster. The Namekian chose suburban South City as his target. Instead of crawling through an entire dumpster behind some pizza joint downtown, where he'd surely only find used napkins and uneaten pizza crusts, he'd been tipping trash cans people had set out for collections and ripping the bags open. C'mon, even he had some standards. Some, because he'd just leave the trash So far, though, no dice. He'd ruffled through three whole trash cans and only come away with a silver yo-yo, three mechanical pencils, and a cracked 'You did it!!' magnet. Admittedly, Didgeridoo was quite proud of those, but he planned on tearing through as many neighborhoods as he could until he found something that really tickled his fancy. That said, some of the humans seemed kind of peeved about Didgeridoo's exploring, but they were merely minor speed bumps on his quest rather than roadblocks. At the fourth house, an elderly woman seemed to be peeking through her blinds at the mysterious green creature digging through her trash can. To come off as friendly, Didgeri smiled and waved at her, but she just disappeared behind her blinds. Whatever. Didgeri beamed at an 'I voted' pin and slipped it in his backpack, completely forgetting about his brief encounter with the woman. He continued down the street, collecting more prizes from each bin as he progressed. As he marched back up the street, getting more treasure from the bins on the opposite side of the street, a cat dashed across the street. With the dim lighting cast from the street lamps, Didgeridoo only saw a blur racing towards him. He panicked and dropped a shiny guitar pick he'd been examining on the ground. Realizing the blur was nothing to worry about, Didgeridoo just laughed and knelt down to pick up the pick. Once he was crouched down, though, he realized the loot was missing. He looked all around his surrounding area, checking under his feet and sifting through the rediscarded trash just to make sure he hadn't dropped it in there. To his dismay, nothing. A meow drew his attention across the street, back towards the elderly woman's house. Standing in front of it was the cat, and in its mouth was the shiny guitar pick. Didgeridoo's lighthearted nature towards his situation completely hardened, as his glance became a glare. Without hesitation, he dashed across the street and tried to tackle the cat, but it was much quicker than he'd anticipated. Instead, he dove into the trash he'd dumped out earlier, covering himself in spoiled food and other gunk. The cat hurried up a tree and hissed at Didgeridoo, who ran over and shook his fist up at it, "Get down here, furball! That's mine!" He looked at the tree, then he looked around at his surroundings. The old woman seemed to be watching him again from her window, so he couldn't exactly do anything rash. Plus, he couldn't risk ruining the guitar pick. Sure, he could have tried to fly up and grab it, but the cat showed an agility like no other. He'd need some kind of elaborate plan to catch it. Fortunately, Didgeridoo was good at coming up with those. So, he got to work, pacing around the tree with his hand on his chin as he thought of a battle strategy for stealing the pick back.
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Jul 4, 2022 20:16:29 GMT -5
Post by Quash on Jul 4, 2022 20:16:29 GMT -5
PL: 49,730 Weighted PL (Super Weights 75%): 12,433 Training Mix: 10% Quash hadn't stepped foot in Earth civilization since he was tricked into wiping out Orange City. He wore a long, white cloak that managed to hide his saiyan tail. Earth had put a Saiyan Registry in place, and the Captain was definitely not going to do that. Who did the USD think they were, trying to force people to out themselves to the public. This was a clear-cut case of discrimination! I mean, the saiyans were the ones responsible for... A LOT of deaths on that fateful day, but it wasn't all of them! It was only like three! Cut them some slack! In any case, Quash was mainly in town for food. For the past few weeks, he had nothing but fish and dinosaur meat. His stomach was craving just about anything else at the moment. There was this pretty popular food item called "pizza" that he never had before. He kinda wanted to see what that was about. The thing was, Quash didn't exactly have a lot of money on him. He figured he was going to have to deal with that at some point, but eh, he'd cross that bridge when he got to it. First, he had to EAT. Wait, he was looking for a restaurant? How did he end up in the suburbs? Well, Quash was trying to avoid flying so that no one would get suspicious. His energy was concealed as well, so he didn't get attacked by some Ki users that he didn't see coming. He wanted to come across as your normal, everyday citizen. He might've stood out with his cloak a little bit, but nobody's perfect. He doubted it would THAT bad, right? Right?! Suddenly, something had caught his attention. As he walked along the sidewalk passed the many homes in the area, he saw a... Namekian? They were on Earth now? Why was he going through everyone's garbage? What a weirdo. He couldn't help but stare as he got closer to all the action. At some point, this random dude got a hold of something... shiny? He couldn't make it out from where he was, but it looked like the slug man was interested in it quite a bit. It wasn't just him either, cause a cat rand in and swiped right out from under his nose! Quash head turned towards what it was and... He didn't even realize he spoke his thoughts out loud. "Oh my stars and garters.""THAT IS THE CUTEST GODDAMN THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"Quash never knew he needed something so badly before in his entire existence. This cat was so AMAZING! And this Namekian had chased it up a tree and started harassing it! This couldn't stand! He had to do something about this injustice! The Captain sprinted towards the Namekian and lunged at him for a tackle. "LEAVE IT ALONE, YOU FIEND! HYAH!"WC: 484
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Jul 8, 2022 11:17:47 GMT -5
Post by Didgeri on Jul 8, 2022 11:17:47 GMT -5
Stretchy arms were the answer. Didgeridoo had pressed himself up against the trunk of the tree and extended his arms along the length of it. Both of them slithered along the bark like snake, decreasing in speed as they neared the feline. His hope was to wrap the cat like a boa constrictor, not to kill it, just so he could get the guitar pick out of its mouth. Then he'd release it. No harm, no foul.
While he fished around on the branches of the tree, a murmur from behind drew Didgeridoo's attention away from the cat. He glanced over his shoulder to see who was talking, but was immediately met with a grown man freaking out like a little girl. Didgeri winced at the sudden outburst, then looked up to see the cat jump from the tree branch to the nearby house rooftop.
Stuck, Didgeri had to try to retract his arms as quickly as possible. While he did, he tried to argue with the man, "Cute? You call that thing cute? It stole my thingy- oof!"
Didgeridoo found himself flattened on the ground after the man raced forward and tackled him. His arms snapped through a few branches, which dug into his skin and caused a few cuts and scrapes as they returned to their regular length. The Namekian coughed out in pain, slightly dazed from the hit. Still, he tried to push his attacker off of him, followed by a backward roll into a crouch. The Namekian wanted to retaliate somehow, but his body ached. This guy hit hard and knew how to tackle. Wrapped the whole body and everything - exceptional form.
Instead, Didgeri grimaced in pain as he slowly rose to his feet and questioned, "Leave it alone? That shiny doohickey that monster has is mine; I found it first. I'm going to get it back," He didn't know what a guitar pick was or what it was for, but since it caught his eye, Didgeri was going to stop at nothing to get it.
His pain started to subside slightly, so Didgeridoo made his move. He dashed at his newfound opponent and jumped, as if to deliver a powerful dropkick. It was a fake out, though, because Didgeri had a different plan in mind that would help him capture the kitten. When he jumped, he flipped through the air and extended his arms to plant them on Quash's shoulders. Then, as soon as he had contact, he pushed off, effectively using the Saiyan as a springboard to launch himself right towards his target on the rooftop at breakneck speeds.
All the while, the old lady within the house kept her eye on the two delinquents through the slit in her blinds. Somehow, she seemed to be the only one in the neighborhood watching this event unfold.
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Jul 9, 2022 16:27:48 GMT -5
Post by Quash on Jul 9, 2022 16:27:48 GMT -5
Quash hopped onto his feet as well, ready to stop this Namekian from catching this adorable animal! This guy was complaining that the cat had taken whatever it was that he found earlier and that he was going to get it back no matter what! Quash couldn't understand how someone could have such hostility against an adorable harmless creature like that. No matter what the object was, it couldn't be THAT important, right? He gritted his teeth and got into a fighting stance. Someone had to stop this evil-doer before it was too late! Kitty defense powers, activate!
Quash had already planned a counterattack as his now adversary sent a kick his way. His energy seemed weak, this shouldn't be that hard of fight! He went to grab his opponent's feet and- what the heck? This walking piece of broccoli used the saiyan's own body as leverage instead! The attack was a feint! A trick! What a coward! Still, this clown had to do a lot better than that if he was going to get his hands on Jonathan! That's right, Quash had already named the cat. He was practically ready to take it home right now!
His saiyan instincts kicked in, he was much more powerful and experienced than the Namek and it showed.
"Oh no you don't, you'll have to do a lot better than that!" He exclaimed.
In practically a blink of an eye, Quash jumped up in the air. His push-off was more powerful, resulting in greater acceleration. Not only did he catch up to Didgeri, but he was above him. The saiyan's hands were over his head, preparing to follow up with an attack! Quash threw down both of his hands towards the Namek's face in an attempt to send the cat-napper back down to the ground.
WC: 302 TWC: 786
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Jul 10, 2022 13:15:37 GMT -5
Post by Didgeri on Jul 10, 2022 13:15:37 GMT -5
With his trick play a success, Didgeridoo soared through the sky towards his target. Good try, loser, but to the victor go the spoils. He reached towards the cat, extending his arm to try to close the gap faster, when he felt Quash's power give chase. Didgeri turned his gaze away from the cat and towards the ape man, who had appeared next to him in the blink of an eye. Before he could even react, a huge overhead haymaker rocked the Namekian, knocking him out of the sky and through the concrete street below. Quash actually hit him with so much force, he actually burst through the ground and into the sewer system below.
Didgeri groaned as lukewarm sewer water rolled over him. Despite the contents of the water, the trickling fluid sensation actually helped soothe his injuries, which had only gotten more numerous and severe since the Saiyan appeared. He wanted to sit around for a bit, but he knew there was no time to waste. Carefully, he staggered to his feet and tried to think of how to approach this, but first he grabbed a shiny knob off of one of the pipes in the sewer. He examined it, nodded in approval, slipped it in his back pocket, then a brilliant plan came to mind. This crazy Saiyan wasn't going to stop until Didgeridoo gave up on the guitar pick, but it seemed like the man just wanted to protect the cat rather than anything else. That in mind, all he'd have to do is get the pick away from the cat, then the two of them could go their separate ways. All he needed was a distraction. Using his ki, Didgeridoo blasted a bunch of pipes in the sewer, causing a bunch of water spouts and geysers to shoot out every which way. At first, they were minor and unimportant, but as he broke more of the pipes, the water spouts got higher. Before long, some of them were shooting out of the hole in the ground and high into the sky. Masked by one of the streams, Didgeri shot out of the sewer and into the air above the neighborhood.
From his new birds-eye view, Didgeridoo quickly spotted his target, which was still racing along rooftops to escape the two grown men battling for its felineness. Further surveillance of the neighborhood showed various people turning on their lights and stepping outside to see what the commotion was about. One family even ran out onto their front lawn, followed by a wave of water. Apparently, busting a few pipes caused a little more strife than expected, but he had no time to dwell on the little things. He had a cat to catch and a crazy homicidal primate to evade.
Still hiding within the geyser, Didgeridoo threw his stretchy arm like a lasso towards the cat. He had a painful plan in mind, but with Quash's bloodlust, he'd have to get extreme.
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Jul 11, 2022 23:09:14 GMT -5
Post by Quash on Jul 11, 2022 23:09:14 GMT -5
Quash landed back down on the ground and stared at the hole Didgeri made with his body. He crossed his arms and stood confidently, even having a little grin. Serves him right, trying to capture a harmless kitten like that. He sensed his energy from underneath the ground, so he knew he was still alive. He decided to wait to see if the Namekian had any other tricks up his sleeve. He didn't want to follow him down there and leave the cat by itself. What if something happened to it? Besides, it seemed like a stray to him. Maybe Quash could give it a home!
Speaking of which, where was it? Quash had been so focused on Didgeri that he managed to lose sight of it! Maybe he could track its energy! Quash began to focus, trying to locate anything. Unfortunately, he didn't even get the chance to do that. He got distracted by the sound of what appeared to be metallic bursts from underneath the ground he was on. What was the cat-napper doing down there-WOAH!
Quash was taken by surprise as water began to burst from the ground and into the air. It wasn't even one or two either, it was a whole bunch! He didn't know what the point of this was, was this supposed to be some kind of weird attack pattern? Maybe Quash should go see if he's planning anything crazy... Wait, his energy was no longer underground! Was he hiding his energy? Maybe? He couldn't know for sure.
Either way, he was beginning to get unwanted attention. The entire neighborhood was starting to come out to see what all the commotion was about! Quash had to end this, and quick! He had just needed to find that cat! He began to focus again, trying to sense any kind of ki signature. He had to work his way through the people that surrounded him until he managed to lock onto one that was slightly further away from the rest.
With people likely staring at him, Quash would make his way toward it, avoiding the geysers that were shooting out of the ground. He was currently sprinting for it, knowing that Didgeri likely wouldn't have given up so easily. Soon, he spotted the cat running along the rooftop... but there was something else too. There was a giant... rope? String? Something reaching out towards it. The closer Quash got, he began to realize that it was... an arm?! Wait, that was a namekian's arm! That dastardly jokester was at it again! He was slightly too slow this time, and wouldn't be able to make it to the cat. He'd watch in horror as the cat would be snatched up by its assailant. What was he going to do now!
WC: 464 TWC: 1250
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12,070
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Jul 15, 2022 12:39:08 GMT -5
Post by Didgeri on Jul 15, 2022 12:39:08 GMT -5
Blinded by the geyser of gushing water, Didgeridoo may or may not have been taking a shot in the dark when it came to lassoing up the cat. In his short experience with his Saiyan assailant, he'd found himself easily outclassed in both strength and speed, so his plan was to throw those to the wind and beat him in the one place he could: brains! Everybody knew monkeys didn't have functioning brains, at least not on the level as some higher beings like Namekians and humans! By using the water as a hiding place, Didgeridoo had hoped to perform a misdirection on the crazy cat lady that'd been hunting him down. Well, crazy cat Saiyan. Same thing.
He'd thrown his arm in the direction of the cat with one intention: distraction. His plan was simple: throw out the bait, his arm, then let Quash get mixed up with that while he snuck in, snatched up the guitar pick, and left like nothing happened. The damage to the neighborhood? Not his problem! What were they gonna do? Apply it to his social security number? Send him a check in the mail? He's a Namekian hiding out on the outskirts of East City! Human quarrels had no real effect on him!
Back on topic, while Didgeridoo had thrown his arm out to nab the feline, he didn't think it would actually work! As his arm careened across the neighborhood sky, Didgeri had been psyching himself up for part 2 of his plan. He charged up a ki blast and shot it at the stretched out arm point-blank. He jolted back, sending the limp rope-arm flailing across the neighborhood, severed from his body. Unfortunately, because he'd managed to wrap up the cat prior to the dismemberment, it went flying across the neighborhood, too!
Didgeridoo underestimated the pain of losing a limb. He'd seen a few of his brethren regenerate their limbs before, and while they seemed to be in anguish during the experience, they came out of it just fine. The waves of pain that washed over and throughout his body shocked him more than anything else. He screamed out in pain and almost tumbled out of the water a few times as he tried to get his thinking back on track. He had to think about why he'd done it - for the guitar pick - to get himself back in a good place mentally.
Weakly, he poked his head through the water to get a lay of the land. He expected to see Quash and the cat running along rooftops, since he was unaware of his success in lassoing his target, but he instead saw a writhing Namekian arm flopping through the suburbs with a cat held hostage. Didgeridoo clutched at his newly formed nub as he shouted out towards Quash, which may have been hard to hear over the rushing water, "We have to stop that thing! It's out of control!"
His ex-arm was not sentient, but it would take a while for it to shrink back to normal size and go limp. If they weren't quick, the cat may be constricted to death. More importantly, with it flopping around every which way, the guitar pick may have gotten lost if they didn't act fast.
Another obstacle in their path were the people of the neighborhood, who weren't exactly happy that their plumbing systems had been sabotaged in the name of a cat fight. They all seemed to be rallying at one end of the block around the old lady who'd seen the whole thing start. They were too far away to tell what they were saying, but if they were to interfere with the cat catching, things may have gotten even more out of hand. Then both Quash and Didgeri would be in some real trouble.
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Jul 16, 2022 20:51:46 GMT -5
Post by Quash on Jul 16, 2022 20:51:46 GMT -5
"NOOOOOO!!!"
Quash cried out in horror as the cat was flung over the neighborhood wrapped around in a long ass arm. He couldn't believe the he was caught up in because of this namekian! Whatever he was trying to get could NOT have been THIS important. However, now was not the time to be angry at green dudes interested in weird shiny things, he had to save his soon-to-be furry friend! Cat saving powers, activate! Quash sprung into action, already sensing the cat's energy beginning to fade due to being strangled by the arm. Eager to save Jonathan from death, he flew at breakneck speeds towards him! It was a "him", right?
Quash couldn't hear Didgeri over the rushing water, so as far as he was concerned this guy was ready to KILL this cat some random ass item. As he got closer and closer to Jonathan, it was getting a little hard to predict where he was going to flop next. This amputated arm was pretty unpredictable. Not only that, but this newly formed crowd surely wasn't doing him any favors. They were getting in the way and, let's be real, their lives weren't as important as this little furry angel.
"Out of my way, you goddamn animals!" Quash yelled. He'd keep in mind not to completely kill them all as he went to barrel through him, as that would only make the situation much worse. It'd be more like a bowling ball going through some pins. It was a little fricked up, but Jonathan!
Quash would reach the cat, but still struggled to get a hold of it. It was too unpredictable! He had to hurry, time was of the essence!
WC: 283 TWC: 1533
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12,070
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Jul 20, 2022 16:48:21 GMT -5
Post by Didgeri on Jul 20, 2022 16:48:21 GMT -5
Untethered and mindless, the arm knew no boundaries. It flipped and flopped every which way all across the neighborhood with poor 'Jonathan' trying to writhe free. The torture device crashed through the window of a house and out through the back door, then it burst through a few fences and decapitated a garden gnome that had been standing guard beneath a bird feeder. A few dogs in one of the backyards that became victim to the silly scene almost stopped the rampage, but the hand of the arm delivered a slap across the snout of the mutt, which scared it back into its house through the doggy door. Then it bounded away to wreak more havoc on the already trashed neighborhood.
Didgeridoo tumbled out of the water spout and landed in a drenched heap atop one of the rooftops. He barely managed to struggle onto his feet, as the pain radiating out from his right nub had really started to kick in. To the Namekian, up was down and left was right, but even in his discombobulated state, he knew one thing for certain: they had to stop the arm. He had the right idea, since leaving it unchecked would only cause more damage, destruction, and potentially pain, but his reasoning was still just to get the guitar pick.
Eventually, Quash did manage to catch up to the arm, but with its thrashing and mindlessness, it was impossible to get a hold of Jonathan. Quash hopelessly tried to grab at the kitty, but the arm just kept slapping him in the face and arms every time he got close. There just was no opening... which made for the perfect opening.
It was Didgeridoo's arm. Surely it wouldn't attack him! Haphazardly and weakly, Didgeri stumbled across the rooftops and through a few yards until he found himself in the path of his arm and Quash. With his still attached arm, he reached in and grabbed a hold of the hand-end, where Jonathan was tied up. With how things had shaken out, Quash effectively rounded up the arm and allowed Didgeridoo to waltz right up and get what he wanted. The cat clawed and scratched towards the Namekian, but he'd literally just blown his own arm off. A few cuts and scrapes were nothing.
One small problem though. Yes, he'd gotten a hold of his ex-arm by effectively shaking his ex-hand, but now he had nothing to grab the guitar pick with. How was he supposed to collect his prize without letting go of the arm and sending it on another treacherous rampage across suburbia?
That didn't even consider the real problem at hand, Mr. Captain Quash, the crazy cat Saiyan. With how erratic he'd been acting to catch this cat, it was entirely possible he'd kill Didgeri to ensure its safety. A bit extreme for something so unimportant, one might think, but to each his own. In a last ditch effort, the Namekian held up his nub and pleaded, "Stop! I just need a hand, then you can take this disturbing creature and be on your merry," With Didgeridoo's disposition as a person though, his pleading lacked conviction and urgency. The unintentional pun probably didn't help either. He spoke as if he'd just accidentally bumped into somebody at the grocery store rather than disrupt the lives of at least a dozen people in pursuit of a single guitar pick, but for what it's worth, it was sincere!
Unfortunately for the two combatants and Jonathan, there was an even bigger problem lurking. Quash narrowly avoided the crowd of neighbors, all of which had been subjected to the worst night of their lives as two hooligans went around trashing their neighborhood over a simple misunderstanding. The old woman, who'd seen everything that had gone down up to this point, began rallying them behind her. From, well, somewhere, all of the neighbors brandished pitchforks and torches - even the kids! They were going to take back their neighborhood!
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Jul 24, 2022 17:55:32 GMT -5
Post by Quash on Jul 24, 2022 17:55:32 GMT -5
Quash continued to scramble for the arm desperately. It seemed to avoid his grasp at every turn, barely being out of reach. Not only that, but it was actively attacking him! The Captain was struck across the face multiple times as he tried to get close, getting more and more infuriated every time. What kind of sick joke was Didgeri playing on him? This out of control appendage was leading Quash through people's houses, backyards, dogs, you name it. He could feel the cat's power level getting lower and lower, it was he was going to do something, it had to be now!
Suddenly, Didgeri appeared in his path! Oh no! Quash saw him grab ahold of his own arm with relative ease. Of course he'd be able to do that. After all, it was a part of his evil plan to capture the cat! Finally being able to hone in on his target, the saiyan was about to end this once and for all! The namekian was begging for help, but it might as well have fallen on deaf ears. There was no way Quash was going to listen to any more of this nonsense after everything he's done! It was to dish out some good ol' fashioned justice!
"The only thing you're gonna need is a hospital!" Quahs shouted in response. How could take this guy at his word! At a time like this, he resorted to using puns?! Was there no end to his villainy? It would be pretty excessive to kill someone over a cat, but he'd at least knock this guy into next week!
Quash reeled back his arm and shot it forward towards the namekian's face while simultaneously grabbing ahold of Jonathan's tail and yanking it out of his grasp. If successful, the cat would be free! Finally! Quash would hug the cat tightly as he felt its energy begin to rise up again, proving that it was going to be just fine. Thank goodness, that could've been really bad.
Unfortunately, he'd been too busy getting caught up in the joy of saving Jonathan to notice the angry mob that was approaching!
WC: 358
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Jul 26, 2022 22:22:41 GMT -5
Post by Didgeri on Jul 26, 2022 22:22:41 GMT -5
Of course there was no reasoning with a bloodthirsty Saiyan! All Didgeridoo wanted was one single object that the cat stole from him, yet this captain guy made it seem like he was the bad guy. Right. Always gotta blame the green person. Well, anyway, push came to shove came to punch when Quash lashed out on the Namekian again. He carelessly yanked Jonathan by his tail - ironic, being done by a Saiyan - then he tried to coddle the feline as if everything was hunky dory.
Unlike Jonathan, who found himself in the warm embrace of Captain Quash, Didgeridoo found himself sprawled out on someone's back patio. He staggered back to his feet and limped towards Quash and Jonathan, probably resembling a zombie in his movements. With Quash distracted by his new friend, Didgeri saw the perfect opportunity to walk right up and snatch the guitar pick from the cat's mouth.
Just like that, he'd accomplished his mission. Like taking candy from a baby. It was so easy, too! Much like Quash was ogling at his new pet, Didgeridoo ogled at his collection's new acquisition. The ordinary guitar pick had a unique shape compared to most of his trinkets, and with its shiny red coat, it definitely would stand out compared to his various other objects. That said, he had to give up a lot to even successfully get his new prize. The arm writhing around on the ground, rather than connected to his shoulder, was a perfect example of that.
Didgeridoo took a deep breath and collected himself, as hard as it was with his physical state, then he commended, "Well played, sir. Have a good night," He turned to leave, which is when he finally noticed the situation unfolding around them. In pairs of two, various neighbors marched into the backyard with their torches and pitchforks. He looked at the other side of the backyard, where even more people appeared with their tools.
"What'd we do?" Didgeridoo asked, genuinely confused. Sure, they had a little disagreement over Jonathan and his collectible, but other than that, Didgeri couldn't think of what would have made the neighbors so mad. Did they want the guitar pick? Was it that illustrious? If so, why was somebody throwing it away?
Before he could ask any other questions, a silhouetted figure appeared on the rooftop of the house. At first, the silhouette looked like an uber muscular man, with some kind of wavy beard that contrasted against the bright white moon high in the sky. Then, a torch lit up behind the silhouette revealing a woman well into her 70s or 80s. It was impossible to tell, though, because she was absolutely jacked. Her muscles put even Quash to shame, and he was a Saiyan warrior!
She looked at Didgeridoo and Quash before pointing at the cat and shouting, "You will return Mr. Whiskers or face the consequences!"
Everybody in the angry mob jeered and shouted at the two catnappers. It was unclear what they were angry about - probably the carnage they'd caused throughout the neighborhood - but with a leader like the old woman, who knew what the mob was capable of. One thing was clear: Quash and Didgeri were in trouble.
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Jul 29, 2022 13:01:52 GMT -5
Post by Quash on Jul 29, 2022 13:01:52 GMT -5
Quash had been paying so much attention to Jonathan that he didn't even realize what was going around him! He looked up from the cat and realized that he was completely surrounded by angry civilians! That was weird, where did all of these people come from? Humans sure knew how to gather. Not only that, but Didgeri was still here, and it looked like he was in just as much doodoo as he was. As Quash tried to listen to what the Earthlings were saying, he could make out that some of them were mad about some kind of damage or whatever. He didn't really care about that, but what he DID care about was some old lady wanted Jonathan!
The saiyan looked at her and... oh boy. She was a lot tougher than he was expecting, especially for an old lady. What he thought was going to be a raisin turned out be a watermelon... WITH ABS! Still, he refused to back down! Quash shot a glare right back at her as she pointed at them, not willing to let go of his newfound pet! Jonathan seemed quite happy with him, and this nobody wasn't about to ruin their companionship!
Quash looked at Didgeri and reluctantly tossed Jonathan towards him, hoping he'd catch it. "Here, watch him until I get back. I swear to all that is holy if you do anything to him, I will put you in the ground. Understand?" Quash warned before taking a couple steps forward. He got into his fighting stance. He didn't want any trouble with the Earthlings, but he was more than willing to throw hands with anything who going to take anything that belonged to him.
"THE ONLY THING YOU'RE ABOUT TO FACE ARE THESE HANDS!! YOU WANT HIM SO BADLY? COME GET HIM THEN!"
WC: 304 TWC: 2195
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POWER LEVEL
20,203
Tech Points
4/9
Forms
N/A
Zeni
12,070
UNSORTED
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Jul 31, 2022 14:12:08 GMT -5
Post by Didgeri on Jul 31, 2022 14:12:08 GMT -5
Didgeridoo looked around at the crowd of people and waved, as if he were some kind of celebrity waving at a bunch of happy fans. They were not happy. Far from it. Even still, Didgeri didn't quite understand social cues or the like. Because of that, he just figured a large gathering was a good thing. Every large gathering he'd seen prior was for something good, like the fair or all the people he'd beat in the arm wrestling competition.
The lady on the roof didn't bother him either, even if she was exuding power unlike any of the other humans. Didgeri just figured she was a mega-fan or something. After all, he'd met a few of them at a convention, and while they did get a bit rowdy, they were just in it for the fun! Abruptly, though, Quash shoved the cat into Didgeridoo's chest and commanded the Namekian to watch him or die. Reluctantly, Didgeri wrapped his lone arm around the cat and watched as Quash got into a shouting match with the old woman. He tried to give a thumbs up with his other hand, but, well... y'know. The nub waved, if that's any consolation.
Atop the roof, the elderly woman sneered at Quash before pointing with a wrinkled finger, "You think you're so high and mighty because you can fly and shoot lasers out of your hands!" Her finger moved over to Didgeri, "And you're just a freak! Put your arm back on! Weirdo!"
Jonathan and Didgeridoo locked eyes as the Namekian questioned, "What'd I do?" As far as he was concerned, rummaging through trash, leaving it on the ground without picking it back up, and absolutely decimating an entire neighborhood's sewer system seemed fairly harmless. Nothing to stir up an angry mob over! He put Jonathan on his shoulder and tried to reattach his severed arm, but to no avail. It was a goner. Wait! Didgeridoo looked at his arm and realized it would make a perfect addition to his collection. His own arm, a literal piece of him. Genius! He slung it over his shoulder, then got another hold on Jonathan.
Meanwhile, the lady moved her finger back in Quash's direction, "Mr. Whiskers has a happy home with me and his thirteen brothers and sisters! He doesn't even need a litterbox, he can just go wherever he wants in my house. I bet you'd make him use an accursed litterbox and scold him for leaving his droppings all over your carpet, won't you?" Just the thought of a clean house for the cat seemed to irk her even more, as she clenched her fist and ordered, "You will hand him over, one way or another,"
Either way, the mob clearly had their goals in mind: save Jonathan and beat up the hooligans. With so many of them and only two hooligans, it should have been easy peasy. All at once, the mob closed in on Didgeridoo and Quash, with the elderly woman still standing on the rooftop, ready to stop either member of the duo if they attempted an escape.
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POWER LEVEL
169,132
Tech Points
17/38
Forms
Super Saiyan: [x16]
Zeni
4,692
Archived
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Aug 5, 2022 11:03:09 GMT -5
Post by Quash on Aug 5, 2022 11:03:09 GMT -5
"You goddamn right I do!"
Quash yelled back at the lady. He did, in fact, think he was high and mighty because he was able to do those things and she couldn't. After all, what kind of idiot would dare challenge him when they didn't even know how to use Ki? They needed to either get on his level or get lost. If anyone needed to be punished for their actions, it was this namekian guy! He was the catnapper that got everyone involved in this mess in the first place! This lady should be thanking him for saving "Mr. Whiskers" from certain death!
Speaking of which, that was a shitty name as it was. That wasn't the only thing wrong with this picture either. He had no idea what a litterbox was, but this lady just let it walk around and let it poop wherever it wanted! "You witch! That's nasty! You probably have poop in your clothes or something!" He scolded. He would've gone on and on about it, but it looks like this mob had other plans. They began to approach them, and they were going to attack. He looked at Didgeri, who still had Jonathan. "Just hang onto him, cause I'm only going to protect you because of him." He said, seeing that there was nowhere to run.
Quash had to be careful to not accidentally kill anyone present. The last thing he needed was to attract the attention of someone crazy, like law enforcement or something. He'd lower his power just enough where he could one tap the humans and send them into unconsciousness. That being said, there were a lot of them. He had to be aware of their position at all times so that he could prevent them from getting their grubby little paws on his new pet!
The saiyan moved swiftly with each punch and kick that he threw, constantly changing positions so that he wouldn't get too distracted in one area.
WC: 330 TWC: 2525
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POWER LEVEL
20,203
Tech Points
4/9
Forms
N/A
Zeni
12,070
UNSORTED
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Aug 5, 2022 13:03:25 GMT -5
Post by Didgeri on Aug 5, 2022 13:03:25 GMT -5
"Do I have to?" Didgeri groaned like a child. The cat elicited no emotional response from the Namekian, who honestly couldn't care less about its well-being. Even Jonathan's meow seemed bored and uninterested, as if the cat didn't want to be left with the Namekian, either. Still, Quash was distracted by the old lady's taunts, and with the mob closing in, Didgeridoo didn't have much of a choice.
While Quash bounced around through the crowd with ease, Didgeri had a little less luck. He kind of just pushed his way past people as their pitchforks and torches harmlessly bounced off his skin. His aura and overall power helped protect him from the simpletons that inhabited the planet, even in his injured state. Sometimes, when one of the people stepped in his path, Didgeridoo was able to smack them aside with his severed limb.
Seeing the Saiyan Captain moving around throughout the crowd, the old woman made her move. She spun her torch in one hand very rapidly, much faster than any human should have been able to. At first it was possible to track the stick on fire, but after a while, she just had a glowing ring hovering around her hand. Thanks to her physique and the power that radiated off of her makeshift weapon, it was likely she had imbued it with some kind of ki to make it somewhat formidable. If something like that were to hit Didgeri, it might actually hurt him! Quash, though, might fare better.
Weapon in hand, the lady leaped at Quash from her perch on the rooftop, carelessly swinging the fire ring all around. Some of the people in the area had to duck or dive out of the way, and their clothes and hair still got singed by the super hot flames. Regardless, the crazy cat lady's only target, for now, was Quash, and she threw each swipe of her ring towards him with wild ferocity.
Before too long, the Namekian and Jonathan made it to the front of the house, but they had no real goal. Quash never told them about any plan of evacuating, and after such a massive turnout for the angry mob, it was going to be hard to just leave whenever they wanted. Unless his plan was to knock out the entire neighborhood... which seemed a bit excessive over a cat. Who would go to such lengths over such a small, insignificant thing?
Out in the front yard, Didgeridoo was able to see the renovations he and Quash had done to the neighborhood, even with the crowd of people surrounding him. The water spouts from the sewer had started to die down, likely from the city's utility service center shutting them down to prevent any further damage. Not as though there was much left to damage. Every house had water leaking from the doors and windows, dew covered the tips of the grass, and even the streets were littered with sewage waste. Didgeridoo didn't see the big deal, but the neighbors definitely weren't happy.
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